What do you say to a Squid standing on the corner wearing his whites? Ill take two vanilla cones and a chocolate shake.
Whats the lowest form of Marine life? A squid.
What does ARMY really stand for? Aint Ready to be a Marine Yet.
What do you say to a Marine in his dress blues? The bags are in the trunk and you can take them to room 243.
How Tall are you? 5'9". I didnt know they stacked sh@t that high.
Your mother have any children that lived?
Why is an Air Force SSGT only an E-5 instead of an E-6 as in the Army or the Marine Corps? Like anything else in the Air Force its inferior to the other services, does less work but gets more credit than deserve.
Your father should have shot it into the sink.
What do you say to an Air Force EM in his dress uniform? Next stop please.
Remember your first blow job? How'd it taste?
Mack
hitler, stalin and mao were progressives in their time