One of my fantasies has always been to take one of my obscurely valuable trapdoors into there and see what kind of smoke they would try to blow up my butt. Of course it would never air but still might be fun.

Speaking of "experts" has anyone watched the new "Brothers in Arms" series from the not-so-much-History Channel? Another very contrived "reality" show; I managed to choke down one hour, less a little dozing, before puking - I'll never watch another episode. One straight-up guy is drowned out by the obnoxious "stars".