This neighborhood finally had enough of kids drag racing.
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Engine bonked and had to call for a tow truck.
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"So if I help push you out of this mud, you'll drop me off at the C-store, right?"
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This squill just noticed the fake plastic owl he's sitting beside isn't fake.
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When you want a YooHoo and bag of Cheetos so bad you turn the couch upside down.
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from a Hollywood themed shoot i did recently
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How you get promoted to Sgt. in this army - eat a Carolina reaper pepper without making a face.
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Your faithful old tractor suffered a catastrophic breakdown and can't pull a plow? There are options!
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It takes a special bun for this to work.
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"Now I'll tip the cup over and take the lemon home!"
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"You're flat broke? Well, if you take me to the C-store, I'll shoplift you a couple packs of menthols!"
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Lick fast!
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There will be no good outcome here.
I'm trying to think of a scenario where I'd cross this death trap... not coming up with anything.
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Jellyfish Uber - you'll get there... eventually.
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"I would gladly pay you Tuesday for a really big watermelon today!"
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Messerschmidt cabriolet.
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There's a story here... if only I could see it.
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You mess around in a salvage yard, it's not hard to make a working ride.
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Much better than surly rats!
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Ready to fart in someone's general direction.
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"I don't know what you rolled in, but it smells GREAT!"
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Kung-fu... prairie dogs know it.
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