If I had a million dollars

[dryheat]

I'd give three quarters of it to lie in bed with her for fifteen minutes.

https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q...8&&FORM=VDRVRV

No one likes anybody else's music. Mandolin Orange. A great cool name for a band, but someone convinced them that they should change it and the look of the band. Now called Watchhouse.

[one shot]

https://youtu.be/zZo7Rt94GzI best to get girls from the vegetable Isle they can cook .

[dryheat]

Well, you've got a point there.

[dogtag]

Same goes for the Girls from the Sandwich islands

[dryheat]

Let's see, girls from the virgin islands, or girls from the promiscuous islands. hmmm.

[Vern Humphrey]

A guy visits a brothel in Nevada. "I want Olivia."

"Are you sure?" says the Madam.

"I'm sure."

So Olivia comes down and says, "It's a million dollars a night -- cash up front."

He hands her a thick envelope and they go upstairs.

The next night he's back. "I want Olivia."

So Olivia comes down and says, "It's a million dollars a night -- cash up front. No discounts."

He hands her a thick envelope and they go upstairs.

The next night he's back. "I want Olivia."

So Olivia comes down and says, "It's still a million dollars a night -- cash up front."

He hands her another thick envelope and they go upstairs.

The next morning she says, "No man has ever been able to afford me three nights in a row. Who ARE you?"

And he says, "I'm Bill Clinton. I'm your grandmother's lawyer. She just passed away, and I've come to give you your $3 million dollar inheritance."

[one shot]

slick Willy

[Art]

Many years ago a fellow I know gave one of the best definitions of a "hot woman." He said "a hot woman is a woman who thinks I'm hot."

[dryheat]

Many years ago a fellow I know gave one of the best definitions of a "hot woman." He said "a hot woman is a woman who thinks I'm hot."

Well there you go.