Back when caller I.D. first came onboard I had a late friend who used it to good stead. Jim was tired of people calling to sell something or ask for donations so Jim would see the I.D. and answer, "Morgan's Mortuary YOU STAB THEM WE SLAB THEM!, what is the address?" Jim said that he got no one calling again. Sitting at home I got tired of the same and now answer "City Morgue" and then no one is on the line.
Sam