Never trust the U.S. Post Office

[RED]

I dont care... I don't give a tinker's dam what you think. I have no respect for you. In my opinion you are just another left wing liberal hack,

What have you ever done for the USA. You laugh and giggle about my "resume." I have documents to prove every thing in there. If you want to see my records, log books, DD214, my degrees, I can do that (BTW I have published my DD214 on this forum). Five years, eight months active duty during the Vietnam era. My log books are proof of hundreds of carrier landings and over 200 night traps in a F-4 Phantom.

What did you do??? where did you serve???.

You are just a enabler for the Democrat/Socialist/ party. I have more respect for Mickey Mouse than for you... Come on send me your "resume."

[dryheat]

go call YOUR postmaster where you mailed it at, and talk to them-

I wouldn't wish that on anyone.

I'll bet Red, like grounds keeper Willie on the Simpsons is Scottish. I've worked with them.

But I'd visit Scotland, just not during the midge season. Like Oklahoma, where I'd like to see where those high cheekboned women come from, I'd visit Scotland just to see where all that crazy comes from.

[lyman]

I dont care... I don't give a tinker's dam what you think. I have no respect for you. In my opinion you are just another left wing liberal hack,

What have you ever done for the USA. You laugh and giggle about my "resume." I have documents to prove every thing in there. If you want to see my records, log books, DD214, my degrees, I can do that (BTW I have published my DD214 on this forum). Five years, eight months active duty during the Vietnam era. My log books are proof of hundreds of carrier landings and over 200 night traps in a F-4 Phantom.

What did you do??? where did you serve???.

You are just a enabler for the Democrat/Socialist/ party. I have more respect for Mickey Mouse than for you... Come on send me your "resume."

I've posted some of that in the past, you were too busy wrapping yourself in your flag of self righteousness to read anything,


disagree with anything you say and anyone and everyone becomes a communist sympathizer to you,,



fact is, if your resume you sent me is correct, and you want me (and others ) to believe you are an Officer and a Gentleman,,,,they maybe you should act like one??

instead you act like a bully punk antifa teenager, or someone with sundowners,,,



keep on, you tactics don't work on me,


when you decide to talk rationally about anything,, maybe someone will listen, when you get this way, it is just noise in the background

[shadycon]

Have your important documents delivered by a private delivery service!

[lyman]

go call YOUR postmaster where you mailed it at, and talk to them-

I wouldn't wish that on anyone.

I'll bet Red, like grounds keeper Willie on the Simpsons is Scottish. I've worked with them.

But I'd visit Scotland, just not during the midge season. Like Oklahoma, where I'd like to see where those high cheekboned women come from, I'd visit Scotland just to see where all that crazy comes from.

and the Scotch,,,, damn tasty stuff (not from Oklahoma)

[Vern Humphrey]

Charles Bergeron get out of dem Army. He say to his Daddy, "I got to get me a job, me."

His Daddy say, "Try dat Post Office. Dey be hirin' dere."

He fill out all dem forms and dey ax him all dem questions, "You got any allergies, you?"

"Me, I'm allergic to caffeine, dat's it."

"You been in de Service?"

"I just get out of dem Army."

"Dat's good! You get five points just for dat. You got any disabilities?"

"Me, I got blown up by an IED and los' bot' testicles."

"Stop! You don't got to say no more! You got so many points I hire you right now. De job is from 8 to 5. You come in at 10 every morning."

"If de job is from 8 to 5, how come I don't got to be here until 10?"

"Dis is the Post Office! For de first two hours we stan' aroun' an' scratch our unmentionables. You don' got to be here for dat, no."

[Sandpebble]

That's the lie... Both me and my lawyer have the tracking number, we have a photograph of the envelope in Columbia, MO. But the PO in Columbia cannot tell us were the package was delivered or who has it. The lawyer that charges $500/hour sent me the envelope... and instructions on what to do.

The truth is the Columbia MO PO is lacking in technology but has spent millions in art and decorations. If it had been sent to the PO in my town of 4,000 population, they have the technology to track every delivery, including 1st class mail.

But, you are obviously a Hell of a lot smarter than my highly respected lawyer that has a great reputation. Thank you, send me your Bar license and I'll pay you $550/hour to advise me.

Three years into draining the swamp..... and eliminating regulations .... and that's what ya get ? ....hhmmmph

[togor]

I once mailed a WW2 vintage scope to a guy for service. Shipped via priority mail. Tracking said "delivered", but addressee did not see it. I made a phone call to my local PO. That postmaster was able to email me a GPS link that was generated at point of delivery and according to the link the box was right where it was supposed to be. So on second look the box was found. Not sure what the deal was with the recipient, but everything turned out fine, and I learned that the USPS took a GPS snapshot at the delivery point.

[free1954]

Charles Bergeron get out of dem Army. He say to his Daddy, "I got to get me a job, me."

His Daddy say, "Try dat Post Office. Dey be hirin' dere."

He fill out all dem forms and dey ax him all dem questions, "You got any allergies, you?"

"Me, I'm allergic to caffeine, dat's it."

"You been in de Service?"

"I just get out of dem Army."

"Dat's good! You get five points just for dat. You got any disabilities?"

"Me, I got blown up by an IED and los' bot' testicles."

"Stop! You don't got to say no more! You got so many points I hire you right now. De job is from 8 to 5. You come in at 10 every morning."

"If de job is from 8 to 5, how come I don't got to be here until 10?"

"Dis is the Post Office! For de first two hours we stan' aroun' an' scratch our unmentionables. You don' got to be here for dat, no."

HA HA HA. now we know why most government offices don't open until 10

[togor]

What's with the "dat" and "dem" in the joke? Mountain boys?