actual ad:

Have you ever wanted to protest the evils of Capitalism alongside the black-clad members of Antifa, but also you have no desire to stand alongside the rest of the proletariat, lest you be identified with whatever poor people germs remain from their non-universal health care?

Good news, Barneys New York has a solution for you: the outrageously overpriced "M-65 Anarchy" Antifa jacket, a "military inspired" drab green jacket that screams "I oppose the Trump-Pence regime" but also "I've never been below 86th," and retails for a cool, and decidedly capitalistic, $375.


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