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  1. #1
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    Default Another job down the tubes............

    So I finally landed a job as a Wal-Mart greeter, which is a good find for many retirees, unfortunately I lasted less than a day.

    About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. Per my greeter training manual I said pleasantly, “Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart.” “Nice children you have there. Are they twins?”

    The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, “Hell no, they ain’t twins. The oldest one is 9, and the other one is 7. Why the hell would you think they’re twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?”

    So I replied, “I’m neither blind nor stupid, madam. I just couldn’t believe someone slept with you twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.”

    My supervisor said I probably wasn’t cut out for this line of work.

    "No man's life, liberty, or property is safe, while Congress is in session." Mark Twain

  2. #2
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    There is a woman at our elementary school that has 4 kids, 1 in school, the rest in diapers. She fits the above description to a "T". Incredible!

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    Reminds me a little of Honey Doo Doo's family. Somebody has more chins than a Chinese phone book.
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    Some guys need glasses!

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