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    Two old Jewish men, Sid and Abe, are sitting in a Mexican restaurant one day.

    Sid asks Abe, "Do you know if any people of our ancestry were ever born And raised in Mexico ?"

    Abe replies, "I don't know, let's ask our waiter."

    When the waiter arrives, Abe asks, "Are there any Mexican Jews?"

    The waiter says, "I don't know senoir, I ask the cooks." He returns from the kitchen after a few minutes and says, "No senoir, the cook say no Mexican Jews."

    Abe isn't satisfied and asks, "Are you absolutely sure?"

    The waiter, realizing he is dealing with "Gringos" replies,
    "I check once again, senoir," and goes back into the kitchen.

    While the waiter is away, Sid says, "I find it hard to believe that
    There are no Jews in Mexico . Our people are scattered everywhere."

    The waiter returns and says, "Senoir, the head cook Manuel, he say there Is no Mexican Jews."

    "Are you certain?" Abe asks again. "I just can't believe there are no Mexican Jews!"

    "Senor, I ask EVERYONE," replies the exasperated waiter.

    "All we have is Orange Jews, Grape Jews, Prune Jews, Tomato Jews and Apple Jews, but no Mexican Jews."
    Last edited by RED; 07-01-2017 at 03:54. Reason: SAp.

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    Hehehe...

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    Good one, Red
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    Pass that one along!

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    LMAO!
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    Who makes the jalapeno bagels, and are they kosher? I'll have to ask Rabbi Gonzalez.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JB White View Post
    Who makes the jalapeno bagels, and are they kosher? I'll have to ask Rabbi Gonzalez.
    Did you just steal REDs post ?
    Kenneth

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    Quote Originally Posted by JB White View Post
    Who makes the jalapeno bagels, and are they kosher? I'll have to ask Rabbi Gonzalez.
    Los Hermanos Guillermo y Francisco Goldstein Panaderia de Juarez, Mexico

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    Quote Originally Posted by aintright View Post
    Did you just steal REDs post ?
    Kenneth
    Yo no robar. Solo digo.


    Quote Originally Posted by Oyaji View Post
    Los Hermanos Guillermo y Francisco Goldstein Panaderia de Juarez, Mexico
    Henche Mexico...y donde benito?

    (Si! Atroz es mi Espanol )
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    Quote Originally Posted by JB White View Post
    Yo no robar. Solo digo.




    Henche Mexico...y donde benito?

    (Si! Atroz es mi Espanol )
    Su Espanol es mejor que mio

    E ... Rojo... su broma es muy bien.... me gusta mucho

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