"Health & Welfare" inspections sucked. MPs would enter your room at an un-Godly hour with dogs searching for drugs. Being in an MI unit, this was most annoying as most of us held high clearances and were above-board, unwilling to risk loss of MOS, etc. due to drug use. As a "thank you" and treat for the dogs, I would sprinkle some Copenhagen snuff at my door's threshold. The ensuing sneezing was always a laugh.
"Wars are, of course, as a rule to be avoided; but they are far better than certain kinds of peace." - T.R.