San Diego gunshot accident
Subject: Gunshot Accident
Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her
in-laws and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some
groceries. Later, her husband noticed her sitting in her car in the
driveway with the car running and the windows rolled up. Her eyes were
closed with both hands behind the back of her head. He became
concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes
were now open and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was
okay; Linda replied that she had been shot in the back of the head and
had been holding her brains in for over an hour (at least it seemed
that way to her, it actually had been 15 minutes, she blamed the
inability to tell time on her head injury).
The husband called the paramedics, who broke into the car because
the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her
head.
When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread
dough on the back of her head. From the back seat a Pillsbury biscuit
canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded
like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head.
When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and
thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly
recovered.
Linda is blonde, a Democrat, and a Biden supporter; but that
could all be a coincidence.
The defective biscuit canister was analyzed and it was determined to
be Trump's fault.
