Allen
09-04-2023, 06:55
I don't agree with the
"Same work more pay" but otherwise some woman nailed it pretty close.
WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED:
Men Are Just Happier People.
You go to sleep within 2 minutes of laying your head down.
Your last name stays the same.
Chocolate is just another snack, not a craving.
Wedding plans are taken care of by the bride.
You eat in 5 minutes what took 2 hours to cook.
You never have cramps or labor pains.
Car mechanics will tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.
You can make a decision without overthinking it.
Car salesmen fear you.
You never have to drive to the second gas station restroom because the first toilet was dirty.
Same work, more pay.
You don't have think of which way to turn a nut or bolt. ?Righty Tighty?
Wrinkles add to your character.
One mood, all the time.
You can open all your own jars.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
Grey hair makes men sexier.
You know stuff about engines.
A trip requires only one suitcase.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
You?re ready to go in five minutes.
Your underwear is only $5 for a three-pack.
You can play with toys all your life.
Three pairs of shoes are enough.
You never have strap issues, no bra.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Your same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe even decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck.
One wallet and one pair of shoes for all seasons.
You wake up happy.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife.
You can Christmas shop for your entire family on December 24th in 25 minutes.
No wonder men are happier!
"Same work more pay" but otherwise some woman nailed it pretty close.
WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED:
Men Are Just Happier People.
You go to sleep within 2 minutes of laying your head down.
Your last name stays the same.
Chocolate is just another snack, not a craving.
Wedding plans are taken care of by the bride.
You eat in 5 minutes what took 2 hours to cook.
You never have cramps or labor pains.
Car mechanics will tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.
You can make a decision without overthinking it.
Car salesmen fear you.
You never have to drive to the second gas station restroom because the first toilet was dirty.
Same work, more pay.
You don't have think of which way to turn a nut or bolt. ?Righty Tighty?
Wrinkles add to your character.
One mood, all the time.
You can open all your own jars.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
Grey hair makes men sexier.
You know stuff about engines.
A trip requires only one suitcase.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
You?re ready to go in five minutes.
Your underwear is only $5 for a three-pack.
You can play with toys all your life.
Three pairs of shoes are enough.
You never have strap issues, no bra.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Your same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe even decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck.
One wallet and one pair of shoes for all seasons.
You wake up happy.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife.
You can Christmas shop for your entire family on December 24th in 25 minutes.
No wonder men are happier!