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5thDragoons
04-04-2023, 12:09
This will be like we had formerly - family friendly pics.

You can kill fleas like this, but the dog will like a collar a lot more.
51942

Milk bone treats - not just for dogs!
51943

This can be amusing, but be careful - it's not a good place to get burned.
51944

"Sure, we'll give you a ride - hand your fat little poodle in first!"
51946

"The road to my place is closed - can I have my Amazon stuff dropped off here?"
51945

Allen
04-04-2023, 01:10
Good ones. Thanks for posting.

5thDragoons
04-04-2023, 02:17
Before, I had a different one every day - I'll try to continue that. SW

5thDragoons
04-05-2023, 06:23
"Man, you put a lot of salt in that - let me nick some of your pop!"
51955

Not many people know Evel Knievel used to operate heavy equipment.
51956

"Can't you hotwire it? I bought our tickets to that Planet of the Apes marathon online, and they're not refundable!"
51957

"That's been ground - best I can give you for it is $15." (dog pawn broker)
51958

This kind of cheese smells like feet.
51959

Allen
04-05-2023, 08:05
If you've ever driven a dozer you know that guy in #2 would have experienced a hard landing, maybe with broken bones. Thankfully, that's not real.

#4 I've been in shops, ironically pawn shops, whose owners would bring their dogs. All of them seemed to enjoy the people coming into the store and would stand up behind the counter to greet them while appearing to be waiting on them.

5thDragoons
04-06-2023, 06:45
Angry birds mellow out when you put tiny M&Ms in their feeder.
51982

Hi Fi fan loads a tape with music only he likes.
51983

Nobody likes a camera hog!
51984

Yeah, it's frustrating when there's nothing worth watching on TV, but putting a bullet through the set really doesn't help.
51985

Looks like somebody is really paranoid about getting rear ended!
51986

Allen
04-06-2023, 07:06
#3 Dogs really do present a lot of expressions if you observe them. Come close to being human at times.

#4 Elvis did this a time or two.

5thDragoons
04-07-2023, 06:48
Shopping cart for high class bag lady.
51994

Ready for some high speed plowing.
51995

BBQ grille for one person.
51996

Alternative to pizza pie - pizza cake!
51998

"Helmet? I'm saving up for a handlebar horn and bell first."
51999

Allen
04-07-2023, 07:23
#3 Tailgate cooking for mini-trucks.

#4 Looks good

#2 I wonder if they were trying to make a rat rod or a farm tractor. Minneapolis Moline did that back in the late 30's--early 40's. Their slogan was "farm all day, take the family to town at night". Problem was, for what they cost a person could buy a farm tractor and a car.

I've seen pictures where a 1957 Chevrolet Belair 4 door was cut down to make a short 2 door 2 seater version.

5thDragoons
04-08-2023, 06:30
"Man, that was a realistic dream - I can actually taste it!"
52025

That right there is what you call a hotdog with "the works"!
52026

"Don't get cheeky with me - I want a refund on that slushy - it gave me the worst brain freeze ever!"
52027

"Dang! Flaming hot Cheetos really ARE flaming hot!"
52028

Demotivator from a Russian site - "Racism"
52029

Allen
04-08-2023, 06:48
The bull should be thankful it's not coming out the other end.

5thDragoons
04-09-2023, 06:33
"...it's more fun than a barrel of monkeys, that 2 wheel bike!..." (Little Honda by Beach Boys)
52068

"Ha! Early birds get worms - early possums clean out the bird feeder!"
52069

This truck's name is 'Bite Me, Greta!'
52070

"I don't care about the sports section - just hand me out the funnies!"
52071

"You're cheating! I'm not sure how, but you are!"
52072

Allen
04-09-2023, 06:40
#4. A life I never had to live. Once very common place. I pity those who had to endure.

5thDragoons
04-09-2023, 06:49
It wasn't as bad as all that... except during snow storms. I attended country school in the 50s, and it seemed like we hit the big time when the school got indoor plumbing in '57. SW

Allen
04-09-2023, 07:02
We often heard that people kept Sears catalogs in the outhouse to use as toilet paper. I recently read where instead the pages were ripped out and lit, then held underneath the edge of the "hole" to chase spiders away. Maybe it was used for both?

My Mother always lived here in the deep South and complained about how cold it was during cold weather and how bad it was having to go out at night.

lyman
04-09-2023, 07:07
grand parents owned a house that still had the outhouse (torn down after grandpa died, when grandma moved back in it,
it had pluming (kitchen and bathroom) added back in the 40's or so,

the farmhouse they were living in (a couple miles away) was renovated in the 20's to add a kitchen and a bathroom,


no heat, other that wood (1, in the living roon) and oil (2, in in the master bedroom, another in the bathroom) stoves, and none of those were upstairs , so if you had to go, you crawled out from under 2-5 quilts, used the honey pot, and got back in your warm spot,

as a kid, in the summer, if you had to wee, you stepped out the big window or door on the backside of the house and wee'd on the roof, or used a jar

Allen
04-09-2023, 07:25
grand parents owned a house that still had the outhouse (torn down after grandpa died, when grandma moved back in it,
it had pluming (kitchen and bathroom) added back in the 40's or so,

the farmhouse they were living in (a couple miles away) was renovated in the 20's to add a kitchen and a bathroom,


no heat, other that wood (1, in the living roon) and oil (2, in in the master bedroom, another in the bathroom) stoves, and none of those were upstairs , so if you had to go, you crawled out from under 2-5 quilts, used the honey pot, and got back in your warm spot,

as a kid, in the summer, if you had to wee, you stepped out the big window or door on the backside of the house and wee'd on the roof, or used a jar

Plumbing in an outhouse wouldn't be a bad thing and a lot of the "old timers" preferred they were detached from the main house.

Being a boy and a kid I remember peeing off the back porch a lot. Didn't have to--just wanted to.

Rumor has it that during the civil war, when the South was being overrun by the Union soldiers they would throw all their valuables down the hole in the outhouses knowing no one would look for things there. I've heard of more than one person who has dug up sterling silver platters and other stuff that was never reclaimed.

lyman
04-09-2023, 02:58
I know a few guys that dig, as in metal detectors ,


if they can find an area or spot were an outhouse was, the dig it out,

and find all kinds of stuff around it,

5thDragoons
04-10-2023, 06:56
Seagulls are jerks!
52089

"Move it, chickens - scooter gang coming through!"
52090

"That's my uncle Dave!"
52091

"Now if there were some pretzels or chips nearby, I'd have it made!"
52092

Meanwhile, in Oz...
52093

Allen
04-10-2023, 07:05
Squirrels (and snakes) get into every thing.

Dragonsdad
04-10-2023, 08:36
52108

5thDragoons
04-11-2023, 06:23
"Yeah, it's not much to look at, but it had brang new tires plus a rebuilt engine. Got it for a fast hundred dollar bill!"
52109

No worries - the cat was already deaf when it made a bed here.
52110

When container living just seems too common...
52111

"Bad news, pal - you've got a bad case of ear mites!"
52112

"Great. Looks like my stock portfolio just took another hard hit."
52113

Allen
04-11-2023, 06:33
#1 A little hard to tell where the machinery ends and the "human" begins.

dryheat
04-11-2023, 07:16
I knew a guy who searched for stuff. He had a belt of .50 that he found in Pattens tank training in AZ. It was pretty rusty. He also knew to look for a depression in the dirt around old ranches. That would be where they fillied in the outhouse. He had a collection of "punkin seed" bottles (kind of flat) that he found in one. It takes some digging. He came to every gun show with a very versified collection of bullets. He was a crabby old guy and if you mentioned you could find it on line, he told you to go on line and that was the end of the discussion.

Allen
04-11-2023, 07:40
Item #1 again. If posted for sale on Craigslist and not pictured the description might read:

"Like new, open top, cruise the Gulf Coast".

"Excellent condition but could use a little cleaning or detail"

"All it needs is freon". (what I see the most of)

"Restoration started, all the hard work done".

"Great condition, drive it anywhere".

"Sought after collector vehicle".

"Classic, rare, one of a kind".

"Make offer----will trade for real estate"

"No holds, first person with cash gets it. My loss your gain".

"Buy it now. If I have to make any repairs price will just go up".

dryheat
04-11-2023, 07:47
That's the classic GB pitch. Looks good, barrel could use some cleaning.

5thDragoons
04-11-2023, 08:12
If GB had truth in advertising: Barrel condition - pits form a spiral. SW

Allen
04-11-2023, 08:13
I knew a guy who searched for stuff. He also knew to look for a depression in the dirt around old ranches. That would be where they fillied in the outhouse. He had a collection of "punkin seed" bottles (kind of flat) that he found in one.

I mentioned in a different thread that Southerners often threw valuable stuff in their outhouse when the Union troops entered knowing they would not search or think to search them. When new outhouses had to be dug they threw trash in the old ones as filler. A lot of their old trash is now collectable stuff like old bottles, bent silverware and such.

I heard of a local guy who dug up a sterling silver platter doing this. It obviously wasn't trash but put there for safe keeping. Perhaps the owners were killed.

lyman
04-11-2023, 11:37
If GB had truth in advertising: Barrel condition - pits form a spiral. SW

and don't try to lowball me, I know what i have

dryheat
04-11-2023, 10:20
It's rare. What makes it rare? Actually, cash talks: Don't sell that, I'm coming back for it. Can you put something down? Ah, no I don't have any cash on me (came to GS with no money). Where's the ATM? Never see them again. Or if they show up on Sunday, "you sold it", yeah, that's what I do.

5thDragoons
04-12-2023, 06:29
"My lucky keno numbers finally paid off!"
52115

Noodling catfish - no problem. Noodling these - take time to think it through first!
52116

"I haven't got my landings down yet, so I gots to wear this."
52117

"I wish my cousin would get here to run the clutch - I've got a lot of deliveries today."
52118

Bet you didn't know Studebaker made campers for a short time!
52119

Allen
04-12-2023, 07:09
#2 A least the lady knows to hold the snapping turtle near the rear. They have quite a reach when trying to bite you.

#5 I remember seeing those old Studebaker bullet nose cars when young thinking those are the ugliest cars ever made.

Dragonsdad
04-12-2023, 07:49
Fins and a grill on a camper do seem a little odd.

Ltdave
04-12-2023, 11:40
i mostly shoot sports and some PJ stuff anymore but im trying to get more commercial work for fashion/beauty

this one at least has a gun in the picture. sort of...

52141

and theres this one

52142

Ltdave
04-12-2023, 11:45
some of my sports

single A semi-pro hockey (federal prospects hockey league). the home team has black and alternate yellow sweaters

52143

52144

52145

Ltdave
04-12-2023, 11:55
some high school football


52146

52147


both defenders got whacked in this one. #11 got a couple of seconds of shut eye
52148

Dragonsdad
04-12-2023, 12:46
nicely done

5thDragoons
04-13-2023, 06:18
"Oh, come on - I just want to borrow it for an hour or so..."
52187

This guy spent $178 at the shooting gallery and didn't win squat.
52188

"Sure, kids - I'll help you hunt Easter eggs!"
52189

When your uncle has a salvage yard, and you got an arc welder for your birthday...
52190

Police drug sniffing wabbit.
52191

Allen
04-13-2023, 06:27
#1 A friend of mine had a raccoon as a pet. Very nosy, explored and got into everything but was a great pet. He took it fishing one day. It went all down the wharf opening up everyone's ice chest to see what they had.

#2 Nothing gets past this guy. Would make a good look-out.

5thDragoons
04-14-2023, 06:50
Lobster steak - it's what's for dinner!
52211

This is the only way some people can get car insurance.
52212

This is taking the "pickle love" thing a bit too far.
52213

Cheeseburger cake.
52214

Pop machine for Star Wars fanatics.
52215

Allen
04-14-2023, 07:20
#3 Pickle milk? wouldn't that be mostly vinegar?

#5 WTF? A trojan horse?

5thDragoons
04-15-2023, 10:17
Having a domestic disturbance while scooting.
52262

"You let these cool down so we won't burn our tongues, right?"
52263

Making your pet eco-friendly. When you put in a plastic bottle, it dispenses dry food.
52264

Major industry in Italy - noodle farming.
52265

The seldom seen V-dub flatbed.
52266

Allen
04-15-2023, 10:34
#1 That guy would have to be sitting on top of the tank. Don't see how he drove.

#2 Those dogs sure look anxious.

#5 Sadly the cycle has more HP. Never liked VW's.

5thDragoons
04-16-2023, 07:18
Not a wheelie - they call it "hopping".
52286

"It works fine, but we do have to sit kinda close."
52287

The caption says, "losers!"
52288

"Now I'll finally see why bears think these are such a big deal."
52289

"The sports section is well & fine, but I wish they'd leave me the financial page once in a while."
52290

5thDragoons
04-17-2023, 06:53
Even just clowning around can end badly!
52320

It takes talent to do this.
52321

Meanwhile, in Canada...
52322

Early attempt at military diversity.
52323

Two kinds of people reach for the last piece of chicken at Sunday dinner: the quick, or the stabbed.
52324

Allen
04-17-2023, 07:28
#2 Comes natural for some people.

5thDragoons
04-18-2023, 06:07
"Yep - a big ol' tick! No worries, pal - I got it for you!"
52330

People who knew Justin agreed the selfie described him perfectly.
52331

Can't afford sky writing to express your Valentine's sentiments? Rent a mobile billboard. (Caption sez, 'I love you, Natasha')
52332

Ducks bite. Hard. Try not to annoy them.
52333

52334

5thDragoons
04-19-2023, 06:37
The poor, starving dog look.
52350

"You got it backwards, pal. It's righty tighty - lefty loosey."
52351

Actual betting sport in China - put money on which ram can KO the other.
52352

Dummy of the day? No - I'd say he's going for dummy of the year... and has a great chance of getting it.
52353

I don't want to knnow the back story here...
52354

Dragonsdad
04-19-2023, 11:36
52356

Doc Sharptail
04-19-2023, 07:01
I don't want to know the back story here...


You ain't seen a dog on P/B??? Really?
I remember my Dad trying to stifle laughter while berating and punishing us for feeding the dog P/B.

Probably had something to do with the dog's hyperventilating tongue and jowls...

And yes, it always ends in a sometimes un-mentionable mess :P

Regards,

Doc Sharptail

5thDragoons
04-20-2023, 06:46
Pigeons become unruly if they get a sugar buzz from frosting on their birthday cake.
52371

Classic pro wrestling move - the flying elbow drop.
52372

Today's forecast - partly cloudy with a chance of probation.
52374

"Oh, quit whining - Hammy called shotgun fair & square!"
52375

I dunno... he looks innocent enough to me.
52376

Allen
04-20-2023, 07:02
#3 All weathermen should be under arrest, jailed, fined, on parole, wear ankle bracelets, etc.

#4 The girl in the back looks pissed to be playing 2nd fiddle to a guinea pig.

Phloating Phlasher
04-20-2023, 05:03
What can I say?
Its a "tree House"
Eastlakle Rd Keuka, NY
52382

5thDragoons
04-21-2023, 06:20
Daredevil taking her bumper car into traffic.
52386

When crash test dummies don't brush and floss regularly.
52387

Looks like people were blowing up Barbie's phone again.
52388

Legit option for die-hard bikers.
52389

"I'm doing pretty well with cutting back - only 2 smokes a day now!"
52390

rayg
04-21-2023, 07:37
Love number 5

5thDragoons
04-22-2023, 06:38
"Dear, I think I know how the TV got scratched."
52397

Interesting concept, but starting & stopping upright was problematic.
52398

"I'm not eating this - I'm shaping the tip so I can jimmy the lock on that car with food in the back seat!"
52399

Waking a whip crack takes practice. This guy should leave numchucks alone, too!
52400

"BRAIN FREEZE!!!"
52401

5thDragoons
04-23-2023, 06:14
"You can just drop me off on the bank over there. I'll hit the C-store and BRB."
52416

Kids know about Grandma's prison tats and don't give her any lip!
52417

Dummy of the day award - I think we have a winner!
52418

Teaching chickens to fly - it works better if they clear the fence on launch.
52419

"Okay - have it in 2nd gear. When I get up to about 25, dump the clutch and gas it!"
52420

5thDragoons
04-24-2023, 06:08
"Leave the beans alone, cat - you blow butt bad enough already."
52421

When baboons become despondent and want to end it all...
52422

"Dang! I knew I should have packed a sweater!"
52423

Contrary to popular belief, woodpeckers DO get headaches.
52424

The gas mileage took a hard hit, but you could pull your bass boat with it now.
52425

5thDragoons
04-25-2023, 06:24
"I always call shotgun, but they never let me sit up front!"
52428

Letting a monk play with a grenade has bad idea written all over it!
52429

Invention for shaving 12 guys at once. Well, in theory anyway.
52430

"I hope my cuz doesn't forget the horseradish sauce this time."
52431

I think the guy riding the cow is a rustler.
52432

5thDragoons
04-26-2023, 06:38
"My cell plan is way cheap, but the towers are kinda far apart."
52436

The only thing that can save this cat is a Holy hand grenade!
52437

There are campers for everybody!
52438

Break dancing - probably not for ducks.
52439

When you buy a new mattress but didn't bring enough rope...
52440

5thDragoons
04-27-2023, 06:17
"Yow! Flaming hot Cheetos really are flaming hot!!"
52442

"Ha! Nabbed the last M&M! Bite me, squills!"
52443

The candle needs to be bigger!
52444

"The wabbit said if I found him some veggies, he'd tell me where the dumb bunnies live!"
52445

You hit enough garage sales, you'll find everything you need to make a scooter!
52446

Doc Sharptail
04-27-2023, 11:46
Wonder how long the wood framed scoot would last...

Regards,

Doc Sharptail

rayg
04-28-2023, 05:31
Perfect shape!

5thDragoons
04-28-2023, 06:23
"Don't try to grab that wabbit - he's my homie!"
52451

Bikers like to think they have the right of way... doesn't always work out like that.
52452

One of the cooler rat rods I've seen recently.
52453

I don't think these are going to sell very well.
52454

How to break someone of parking like a jerk.
52455

rayg
04-28-2023, 03:06
Those are some big antlers, head down and ready to to defend his right a way!

Allen
04-28-2023, 05:55
Those are some big antlers, head down and ready to to defend his right a way!

Yeah, I think I'd wait too.

5thDragoons
04-29-2023, 06:26
You can tell it's flying squid season in Japan - hunters have their decoys out.
52460

"Okay - hug your knees tight and look to the left. I'll press on your neck just right and *poof* no more migraines for you!"
52461

"Those squills have raided our dinner for the LAST time!"
52462

If you didn't think the tree branch/garage sale parts scooter looked too durable, this one might last a little longer.
52463

"No - it's not uncomfortable at all, but this garlic bread sure could use more garlic!"
52464

Allen
04-29-2023, 07:17
#3 I need some ducks like that

#4 Not far from what the factories are calling "cars" these days.

5thDragoons
04-30-2023, 06:53
Bacon donuts! w00t!!
52469

You're in a golf game for big money... how do you play this?
52470

Be careful showing off your big fish. Pelicans and seals are lurking to make their move!
52471

It's a closely guarded secret, but this is how people get almond milk.
52472

"Hee hee hee! He'll never know what happened to his snacks!
52473

rayg
05-01-2023, 06:31
#3, love it

5thDragoons
05-01-2023, 07:05
"I'll just nick 2. One for now and one for tonight."
52485

Getting too old to fight so they just sit around throwing gang signs at each other.
52486

"Bet I can scare him bad enough bubbles come out of his butt!"
52487

"Yo, Dave - Al has been in for a long time, so it'll taste a lot better from the tap!"
52488

lyman
05-01-2023, 07:32
pic of the monkeys reminds me of a swimming pool we had as a kid

grandparents ran a farm,

one border was the Dan River (maybe 15 miles from where Greene crossed during the end of the Rev War) which was too muddy, or high, or whatever to swim in, (and a good hike from the farmhouse)
the creek on the other border as a good get wet spot, but not very deep, and did not take well to being dammed up, (likely due to our not very good engineering skills)

so once in good while, if the well was running good, grandpa would let us fill up a 55gal drum, stood on end, and we used it for a pool,
3 or 4 scrawny kids, perched on the rim, and one would dip in at a time,

well water was cold,

5thDragoons
05-01-2023, 10:27
At home on the ranch, Dad would send me out to check/fix fence & similar chores. On a hot day, soaking in a windmill tank sure felt good. SW

5thDragoons
05-02-2023, 06:35
Fish: "Oh, snap!"
52489

Scooter for places where it rains a lot.
52490

The secret of making good pizza - don't go cheap on cheese.
52491

"My bank account has been hacked, but if I give you the account # and PIN, you can fix it? You're in Nigeria, aren't you?"
52492

Long bus rides are a good time to start drama on fake book.
52493

Doc Sharptail
05-02-2023, 10:28
Fish: "Oh, snap!"

Colorful Kingfisher type bird. Ours are almost monochrome with red flashes on the face and wings, and incredibly difficult to photograph.
Kudos to the photographer, whoever he/she is.

Regards,

Doc Sharptail

5thDragoons
05-02-2023, 11:04
In HS, I lived on a ranch with a creek. Great place to whack mallards! Except when kingfishers were around. They'd dash from a tree making all the noise they could... which tipped the ducks off it was a good time to leave. It was actually funny. SW

5thDragoons
05-03-2023, 05:47
Kung-fu... bears know it!
52496

Fox cell phone extortion in progress.
52497

Getting pierced for a nose ring on the cheap.
52498

"Nooooooo!!!"
52499

5thDragoons
05-04-2023, 06:08
The dog's name? Spud!
52502

I'm carnivorous? No - I can trade this to a magpie for walnuts!
52503

Furry ear bling.
52504

"I'm not sure about the pay, but I heard they're hiring about anybody!"
52505

What you eat when you paid way too much for that rare variation Luger.
52506

5thDragoons
05-05-2023, 06:29
"Rorex? Sorry, pal - it's a fake!"
52509

"I feel your pain, buddy - I lost a bundle on the stock market, too!"
52510

Want that special "glow"? Use radioactive makeup! (it was a real thing)
52511

Nap buddies - grizzlies like them, too.
52512

All set to plow in comfort.
52513

Allen
05-05-2023, 06:45
#5 Similar to what Minneapolis Moline tried in the late 30's. No A/C back then though.

5thDragoons
05-06-2023, 06:52
Camper with attached apartment.
52521

"Forget flying Barbie Air - they ain't no in flight snacks!"
52522

All those coins finally made the 'make a wish tree' fall over.
52523

When your gf asks, "Do these yoga pants make my butt look big?" choose your answer carefully!
52524

Chocolate chip french toast/sausage sammich - it's what's for breakfast!
52525

Allen
05-06-2023, 07:06
#1 We have tunnels here that take care of things like that.

5thDragoons
05-07-2023, 06:29
"Ow! I thought armor kept you from getting hurt!"
52531

"I'm not gonna sneeze... not gonna sneeze... not gonna sneeze..."
52532

"I saw you smooching with that seal - you're dead to me now!"
52533

Pacifiers - little fruit bats like 'em, too.
52534

"There's still food left on the tables. I get the burgers - you get the fries, 'k?"
52535

5thDragoons
05-08-2023, 06:15
"Phew! You keep blowing butt, you can bring up the rear!"
52546

Breakfast pic for you foodies.
52547

"Looks like I'll have to make a separate trip for ketchup packs."
52548

"If you drop me off over by the C-store, I'll catch you a couple nice herring!"
52549

Wichita Falls... and get a bad case of road rash.
52550

5thDragoons
05-09-2023, 06:11
When you order fried chicken from street vendors in certain countries, your taking chances it's really chicken.
52566

It's a tough climb, but you'll notice there's a place for stopping to huff & puff.
52567

Cake on a stick? You bet!
52568

Water dep't guys usually have a place where they can hide out and goof off during their shift.
52569

Pets can vouch for this!
52570

Allen
05-09-2023, 06:24
#1 One of my old co-workers that served in Cambodia spoke about how bad the smells were from the street vendors cooking rats, bats, insects and basically anything that moved that could be caught.

#2 If I were an appliance or piano delivery person this would be typical of where my deliveries would take place.

Doc Sharptail
05-09-2023, 11:32
Pets can vouch for this!

LOL! and how true...

Regards,

Doc Sharptail

5thDragoons
05-10-2023, 06:09
"The squill was throwing gang signs and talking trash about my mom - I HAD to get up here and teach it a lesson... but it got away."
52588

Some casinos in Vegas have these for people who gambled big and lost.
52589

"I'd give you a ride, pal, but you're too tall."
52590

All loads MUST be strapped down!
52591

"I shot it right after sunrise - now I can have a family BBQ and make gator pizza afterward!"
52592

5thDragoons
05-11-2023, 05:53
Cat jamming out to Metallica.
52594

Not far away, fish are giggling.
52595

Re-usable laxative.
52596

The thing in my right hand? The first reporter makes a remark about my ears is going to get smacked with it!
52597

Putting a theory to the test.
52598

5thDragoons
05-12-2023, 06:21
With all the backlash from their failed ad campaign, Budweiser is taking a different approach.
52610

Coming soon to vending machines near you!
52611

Chinese are big on really hot pepper eating contests. Winners report their taste buds never working again.
52612

The very first ones actually had steel wheels.
52613

Wicker V-dub? If you drive on salty roads, it could have applications.
52614

5thDragoons
05-13-2023, 07:15
Angry bird? If squills empty the feeder early, they can get that way.
52620

Keyboard from early dial up days.
52621

"Hey! Don't monkey around with that pile of mangos - I've got company coming over!"
52622

Somebody took down the no swimming sign again. I'm pretty sure it was the usual suspects.
52623

"Howdy, neighbor! Got any wood you want chucked?"
52624

Allen
05-13-2023, 07:31
#4 One of the best things about having a dog or cat are the memories of them greeting you at the door after a hard day at work. Don't know about gators though.

#5 If a woodchuck could chuck wood wouldn't they be chucking the crap out of that deck they are standing on?

5thDragoons
05-14-2023, 06:58
"I found a great coupon for bird seed - would you pick it up for me?"
52632

"I told them hold the onions - they can't get anything right!"
52633

"Look, Mom - no flapping!"
52634

"You ain't going anywhere, Mick - you still owe me from that poker game!"
52635

"Wath out for Mom - I think I can finish this without getting sick!"
52636

5thDragoons
05-15-2023, 06:20
"I started to make a go kart and kinda got carried away!"
52658

How gorillas determine who's the toughest.
52659

Ejection seats are still an option on certain Euro models.
52660

Don't think you can talk trash to guard horses - they're not in a good mood from standing in the same place all day.
52661

Award winning door to door vacuum sweeper sales team.
52662

rayg
05-15-2023, 07:52
Love them, keep them coming!

Doc Sharptail
05-15-2023, 10:12
https://i.imgur.com/0vmt0Wx.jpg

Tried to clean it up a little.
Probably a low-res scan, but still funny.

Regards,

Doc Sharptail

5thDragoons
05-16-2023, 06:10
Black hot dogs - an actual thing in Japan.
52672

"...We got to install microwave ovens - custom kitchen delivery. We got to move these refrigerators - we got to move these color TVs..." (Money for nothing by Dire Straits)
52673

Like people, snakes enjoy bread fresh from the oven.
52674

If Van Gogh was a fast foodie...
52675

Wedding reception on a budget.
52676

5thDragoons
05-17-2023, 06:20
"Bats here are not vampires so please do not wig out."
52679

"Flaps down - throttle back... maybe this time I can stick the landing."
52680

4 wheel drive just allows you to get stuck in a more inaccessible place.
52681

You have to be taller than this to heckle the bouncer.
52682

- - - Updated - - -

I'm not sure what happened with that one. I meant to post a different pic and got the lemon/raspberry sherbet cone instead. SW

Allen
05-17-2023, 06:50
#3 Been there, done that. I don't drive my 4x4 anywhere I wouldn't drive my 2x4. If I get stuck I then have a chance of getting out.

5thDragoons
05-18-2023, 06:17
Concealed carry - a good holster is actually helpful.
52687

Getting stuck isn't such a problem if your truck floats.
52688

R2Dcaf
52689

"Leave the top long - I'm trying for a Mohawk."
52690

Our pal, Bubba has kin in Europe.
52691

Doc Sharptail
05-18-2023, 08:55
#1...

That is a hard place to get a hole in all the denim I wear. Suspect unintentional discharge somewhere along the line.
Pistol is awful big for holster-less.

#5...

Dad actually had an original Austin Mini. (He even rolled it, but that's another tale) Never needed a jack for wheel service.
Little car was a little bit scary in strong cross-winds.

Regards,

Doc Sharptail

5thDragoons
05-19-2023, 05:56
IHC has plans to enter the aviation market.
52692

And you thought the dog mooching your dinner was bad.
52693

They're everywhere!
52694

Pepperoni lover's pizza - with extra pepperoni.
52695

"Visit beautiful Australia"... Thanks - I think I'll pass.
52696

5thDragoons
05-20-2023, 06:22
"You zigged when you should have zagged... again."
52697

Possum armor?
52698

Trying harder to corner the delivery market, Dood Dash now serves the beaver community.
52699

This might actually last a while... as long as they scrub plans to make it a disco.
52700

If you're good, you can pull this move off. If not, you'll be applying bandages.
52701

5thDragoons
05-21-2023, 06:29
Mining bitcoins with smart phones - this fellow seems to think it can be done.
52713

"This is my crew. They're a HOOT!"
52714

If these can be programmed to pick up dog poop, they'll sell like hotcakes.
52715

Scientists couldn't understand why the Mars explorer suddenly quit sending back pics.
52716


"Just two more floors to that apartment with an open door!"
52717

rayg
05-21-2023, 09:02
Loved the Mars one!

5thDragoons
05-22-2023, 06:45
"I called shotgun, but they made me ride in the back again!"
52725

"Mom, can I have a toy dinosaur? I was good all week! Pleeeeeze?"
52726

The set designer when production tells him he made it to the wrong scale.
52727

Squills love a tea party!
52728

"Uncle said if I don't shake them up too bad, I can play with his 4 wheeler all day!"
52729

5thDragoons
05-23-2023, 05:58
"The irony of this relates to me doing her sister's algebra for her."
52734

Got lots of potholes where you drive? Get a hover car!
52735

And you thought it was bad when the dog did that.
52736

In Best Korea, if you don't have medals on your sleeves and pant legs, you're a nobody!
52737

"Hey! I said you could have a little for your nest - not an apartment complex!"
52738

Allen
05-23-2023, 06:14
#2 Johnny Cash "I got it one piece at a time and it didn't cost me a dime".

#4 Decorative bullet proof vest.

5thDragoons
05-24-2023, 06:20
"Pre-Door Dash equipment check. Basket for the food: check. Fan to keep cool on hot days: check. Handlebar bell for safety: check. Squeeze bulb horn also for safety... oops! Missed that one!"
52751

I think this guy's from Wisconsin.
52752

"Eeny-meeny miney moe - catch a herring by the toe."
52753

"Is there any BBQ sauce leftover from the picnic?"
52754

Taking neighbors to the car wash after they got skunked.
52755

5thDragoons
05-25-2023, 06:05
"Ha! Those dummies left a window open again! Score!!"
52758

"Lady, if I was you, I'd pick that phone up... now!"
52759

"Dang! Almost got one this time. Stoopid ducks!"
52761

One of the top 5 wildlife photography rules - don't mess around too close to the nest.
52762

I like the pic but couldn't think of a caption.

Allen
05-25-2023, 06:52
#5 The wolf appears to be getting preached to by the crow and bored about it. The crow must be a female.

rayg
05-26-2023, 04:43
LOL

5thDragoons
05-26-2023, 05:59
Burt is looking to move in!
52774

"Tell the scam caller we don't need an extended warranty for our car!"
52775

"Well, yeah, but that's still some good shooting, right?"
52776

Ultra rare pic of zebras hunting crocs.
52777

"Stoopid birds trashed my rental apartment!"
52778

rayg
05-27-2023, 04:27
Love that photo of the zebra and crock!

5thDragoons
05-27-2023, 05:52
Pics like this creep me out. I don't do well with heights.
52781

After a hard day of sliming, snails enjoy a cold one.
52782

This road rash is actually a tat. Must have wanted it to impress skaters.
52783

"I'll fill you up for free if you wail right out into traffic at full throttle."
52784

By way of a large bribe, Blackie was finally able to raid Mouse Island.
52785

5thDragoons
05-28-2023, 06:31
You really don't want to come out hard on the throttle with this.
52790

"You shouldn't monkey around in the trees, cat - that's our job. You go play in the house!"
52791

The 'fresh cement' sign was there for a reason, dummy!
52792

"You're not going to jump off so I bust my butt again, right?"
52793

"There, buddy - we got you all spiffed up for your big date!"
52794

5thDragoons
05-29-2023, 06:21
The dog's name? Squish. Maybe not right now, but soon.
52797

Turns out they can actually read.
52798

"Red means hot - I've got to write that down."
52799

From the days before parachutes...
52800

Valet parking in this place is terrible!
52801

Allen
05-29-2023, 07:03
#5 I hate it when that happens.

Doc Sharptail
05-29-2023, 11:07
#3 Doc working on 347V after accidently finding a hot neutral.

Regards,

Doc Sharptail

5thDragoons
05-30-2023, 05:42
"Tractorist" somewhere in Belarus.
52810

With a plan like that, what could go wrong?
52811

People who knew Wanda agreed the photo described her personality perfectly.
52812

"That dog's not pooping in our yard again - right, Dad?"
52813

Looks like the anti-pigeon strips were a waste of money.
52814

5thDragoons
05-31-2023, 05:11
No worries - that will buff right out.
52818

I'd say she isn't literate in English.
52819

"I've only got 2 blocks to go - it should be all right."
52820

"Yo, Door Dash - over here!"
52821

For you foodies - spicy Thai soup.
52822

Allen
05-31-2023, 06:59
#2 Her sweater and blouse was originally green.

5thDragoons
06-01-2023, 05:40
From the catalog of things you never knew you might want.
52825

Pine tree air fresheners are SO lame!
52826

"Ha! Thought you could put the sneak on me from behind, eh?"
52827

From the book of extremely bad ideas.
52828

All they need is somebody to make sound effects with coconut shells.

5thDragoons
06-01-2023, 05:46
Sound effects needed for above pic:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9nXfffeAIU

Dragonsdad
06-01-2023, 07:35
52830

5thDragoons
06-02-2023, 05:45
"Oof! I'm gonna need a doggie bag for this!"
52834

A genius is on the job here!
52835

"No - you can't go out to play until you clean your room!"
52836

"Come on, guys this isn't funny! Stop laughing and help me!"
52837

I think safety regs call for putting a mattress where you're most likely to fall.
52838

Allen
06-02-2023, 07:00
#5 Those ladders would have to be secured to the wall.

5thDragoons
06-03-2023, 06:16
Seafood pizza? I'd try a slice.
52847

"Do you have another bottle of shampoo? I used the two already in the shower."
52848

"Oof! I forgot wasps keep stinging after you eat them!"
52849

"I really like cottonwood, but I've always wondered how it would taste with a little mayo."
52850

"Just shut up, frog - nobody wants to hear you brag up liberal politics!"
52851

Dragonsdad
06-03-2023, 12:33
52855

5thDragoons
06-04-2023, 06:26
Squadron of Messerschmits.
52860

"Don't eat that, Squill - it'll make you goofier than you already are!"
52861

"There was a big school of sardines here just a bit ago..."
52862

"I'd trade you this crawdad for half a stale donut!"
52863

Another place with horrible valet parking.
52864

5thDragoons
06-04-2023, 06:27
If you have any of these it's time to admit you're a trouble maker! SW
52865

5thDragoons
06-05-2023, 05:58
Electronic cigarette? Sure - let's call it that.
52878

"52 hits on my dating site profile! I didn't realize I'm such a hottie!"
52879

The entrance exam to be a dove isn't too difficult.
52880

When you need to change apartments but can't afford to rent a van...
52881

Sweet dreams, piggy!
52882

Phloating Phlasher
06-05-2023, 10:00
NBWHAHAHaHahaha!
Hold my adult beverage!
52887

5thDragoons
06-06-2023, 05:51
"Can I have one, Mom? I bet it won't hiss so much after I feed it!"
52907

"I'll just slip over the wall and nick that pie cooling on the window sill!"
52908

Neat bike, but changing tires might be kinda labor-intensive.
52909

Baboons - trash pandas of the jungle.
52910

"For sale - used Mustang. Ran well when it was parked."
52911

5thDragoons
06-07-2023, 05:57
"It's great spaghetti, but just once I'd like some alfredo sauce."
52914

"Looks like Milton in engineering forgot to jiggle the toilet handle again."
52915

"Send help! And tell them to bring TP!!"
52916

The family 'station wagon' - Indonesia style..
52917

"He's getting ready to jump me again, isn't he?"
52918

5thDragoons
06-08-2023, 05:34
When cracking nuts, always look for a deadly and highly venomous walnut viper!
52919

Looks like a cheating bf is about to attend a "rock concert"!
52920

"Having trouble changing that tire, pal? - I can give you a hand!"
52921

The first sign you have beaver fever - your ears itch like crazy!
52922

You really didn't tell those baboons I was coming over to kick their butts... did you?"
52923

5thDragoons
06-09-2023, 06:51
Not much for pics lately - I think the main posters where I look have been "mobilized". SW

"I'll tell you what I see in there, but then I can't UN-tell you!"
52932

"What a rip-off! A brang new battery and no spark!"
52933

You can get stale bread at the bakery for cheap, but there's a down side...
52934

It actually still works, but with all the cell phones, nobody uses it anymore.
52935

"While they're brawling, I'll grab their mangoes and beat it!"
52936

Allen
06-09-2023, 07:07
#2 I wonder how many people have actually done this.

5thDragoons
06-10-2023, 06:19
Concept car from Germany - V-dub mini-bus.
52938

For correcting a Minion's vision to 20.
52939

Tired of others parking too close when camping? There's a fix for that!
52940

In some countries, people take a cricket match way too seriously!
52941

"Go ahead and troll those dummies. They can't kick cats off fake book!"
52942

5thDragoons
06-11-2023, 07:02
Plan your route carefully if you do this - speed bumps could be very expensive.
52954

Monopoly - not a game for sore losers.
52955

"Hey! You kids get away from my ride, or I'll be down to kick your butts!"
52956

Winner of the category - most retro ride that didn't hitch up a team.
52957

I think we've discovered who's a good boy!
52958

5thDragoons
06-12-2023, 05:58
When your gf says she can't drive a stick, believe her! In this case, she was going for the brakes but kept stomping on the clutch.
52969

"w00t! A major sale on sardines, and I'm stocking up!"
52970

"A squill is paying me to do this - sez he wants an upstairs balcony."
52971

"Now if I just had a nice feather pillow..."
52972

Grandma ain't skurred of no crocs!
52973

5thDragoons
06-13-2023, 06:03
The fun way to kill mosquitos.
52982

"Don't get all mad if I accidentally doink out a whisker while I'm pecking those ticks!"
52983

"I'll be thinking about you while you're at work... no I won't - I'll be snoring soundly! Ha!"
52984

"Okay, moose - I told you if you didn't pay rent I'd have game wardens deport you to the woods!"
52985

Secret club of the Keebler Elves. What do they do in there? I dunno... keeble, I guess."
52986

5thDragoons
06-14-2023, 05:49
"I see you has sardines. I just so happen to also like sardines!"
52989

This happens a lot at operas, but it's actually poor form.
52990

Looks like she attends a tough school!
52991

"No - it's an optical illusion. I tried riding one once, and, wow, was that a mistake! They're mean!!"
52992

Baboon snipers - terror of the veldt.
52993

5thDragoons
06-15-2023, 05:47
Singing doo-wop in 4 part harmony.
53003

The ne plus ultra of campers!
53004

The test to see which classical music appealed to penguins was a bust. If only there had been disco records back then!
53005

They don't nick smokes until they know where a BBQ is going for lighting up.
53006

Somebody in this pic REALLY has to pee!
53007

Doc Sharptail
06-15-2023, 08:07
Baboon snipers- terror of the veldt

Sportred SMLE. The scope escapes me at present. The .303 had enough recoil that the baboon would be seriously damaged firing from that eye position.:icon_e_surprised:

Regards,

Doc Sharptail

5thDragoons
06-15-2023, 08:19
I think Monsieur Baboon is hors de combat and won't get scope eye. SW

Allen
06-15-2023, 08:23
Sportred SMLE. The scope escapes me at present. The .303 had enough recoil that the baboon would be seriously damaged firing from that eye position.:icon_e_surprised:

Regards,

Doc Sharptail

Photoshopped? If real let's hope it wasn't loaded.

Phloating Phlasher
06-15-2023, 09:25
Re: Baboon sniper: Google "Rock Ape / RAF Regiment" :icon_jokercolor:

5thDragoons
06-15-2023, 09:48
I still think the baboon is dead. In any case, it's just an Enfield. Following the topic, here's chimping out with an AK. SW



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxYmm5yCJBg

lyman
06-15-2023, 10:01
Just an Enfield,,,,,,,,



:eusa_wall:

5thDragoons
06-15-2023, 10:07
Oops! I forgot some people actually like them! My bad! :eusa_whistle: :icon_lol: SW

5thDragoons
06-16-2023, 06:47
Still not much for pics on the sites I cruise. SW

Lose not they airspeed lest the ground rise up and smite thee!
53015

"Yikes! I guess I won't be having warthog for dinner - he's MEAN!"
53016

"Thanks for getting my menthols! I try to tell them I'm old enough in chimp years, but they don't believe me."
53017

For some reason, Roger didn't appear for his second day as window washer.
53018

5thDragoons
06-17-2023, 06:34
2 wheel limo.
53023

"I hope you're not serious about me drinking a Bud light - otherwise I'd have to bite the crap out of you!"
53024

RC toys - there's one for everybody.
53025

Oof! I have GOT to stop raiding the bakery dumpster!"
53026

Maybe not the sharpest pencil in the desk, but he's a great welder.
53027

Doc Sharptail
06-17-2023, 07:41
Maybe not the sharpest pencil in the desk, but he's a great welder.

Probably wake up legally blind one morning in the not too distant future as well if he continues without eye protection.

Regards,

Doc Sharptail

5thDragoons
06-18-2023, 06:40
"Meh... needs chopped walnuts."
53031

This stuff is pretty much worthless. Mosquitos consider it a condiment.
53032

"Everything tastes better with Heinz ketchup."
53033

Looks like the new drum set got on dad's nerves for the LAST Time.
53034

Rats! I was all set to play some pinball, but I forgot it's a holiday and they're closed."
53035

5thDragoons
06-19-2023, 05:43
"Look, magpie - if you're smart, you'll take off - you're starting to look like dessert!"
53049

Tape measure - don't shop for furniture without one!
53050

Carnivirous cows - the threat is real!
53051

"It's okay - I live here!"
53052

Nice try, but the place is still going to stink.
53053

5thDragoons
06-20-2023, 05:44
"Okay - your pal can stay for lunch, but no sleeping over!"
53057

"Ha! Beat the trash pandas to a good dumpster for once!"
53058

In the days before Bayer perfected their aspirin formula...
53059

Looks like the monk has watched too many Barbie cartoons.
53060

"Hmmm... a Nigerian prince wants to give me $250 million if I pay 'administrative expenses'. I've got kin there - I'll have them check him out so I don't get scammed!"
53061

5thDragoons
06-21-2023, 05:56
No friends who own a pickup? Too broke to rent a U-haul? You're pretty much down to this.
53072

30 seconds on high will save a lot of flatware.
53073

"Okay - have it in 2nd gear. I get up to about 30, dump the clutch and gas it!"
53074

"You flooded it again, you dummy! We miss happy hour, you're in for a butt-kicking!"
53075

Jimmy discovered his so-called pals were actually poop heads.
53076

5thDragoons
06-22-2023, 05:33
Neat things you can build with an erector set... or two. I had one but kept losing the nuts & bolts.
53081

Out take from the book of really bad ideas.
53082

R2D2's wino cousin was a family embarrassment.
53083

Thinning the monobrow before a date... somewhere in eastern Europe.
53084

"No - it's not that - my kick stand fell off!"
53085

JohnMOhio
06-22-2023, 01:23
My dog, Nitro, liked to play basket ball. However he didn't like giving up the ball.

53094

5thDragoons
06-23-2023, 06:06
Another scooter made from garage sale finds.
53095

"You're gonna need more bait if you want to catch anything, pal!"
53096

Cows liked jazz until disco came along.
53097

"Acme demolition is now hiring - no experience necessary."
53098

With unending inflation, grandma was reduced to stealing catalytic converters to make ends meet.
53099

Allen
06-23-2023, 06:43
#3 I blow my car horn at them and wave while driving down the road. It gets everyone's attention in the whole field. Yeah, I know.

5thDragoons
06-24-2023, 05:54
Be careful with this - they get 3 or 4 beers down, they start trying to butt heads with everybody in the tavern.
53103

R/C toys for farmers now!
53104

Real deal kung-fu masters can drive nails with these!
53105

Tractor pull - eastern Euro style.
53106

"Well, don't just stand there laughing - call me a wrecker!"
"Okay - you're a wrecker!"
53107

5thDragoons
06-25-2023, 06:24
SpongeBob is a closet rebel? I had no idea!
53113

Crepes with sausage and gravy? I'm in!
53114

Trying to quit? This is a good start.
53115

The plastic straw ban isn't a bad idea, but there are certain issues to be worked out.
53116

5thDragoons
06-26-2023, 06:47
Still very little for interesting pics where I look. The almost civil war had an effect on people there. SW

"Learn to fly in 3 easy lessons!" Learning to fly is one thing - learning to land is quite another.
53125


From the days before football helmets were invented.
53126

Non-paying passengers.
53127

"That will be $12.75 at the 2nd window... if you can find it."
53128

Pineapple pizza? Sure!
53129

Doc Sharptail
06-26-2023, 09:21
https://i.imgur.com/2kS6pf1.jpg

Mrs. S. doing some spring cleaning :icon_wink:

Actually this is at my old work, and it looks like they're probably finally replacing the air curtain system in the upstairs parkade. That job is at least 35 years overdue.

Regards,

Doc Sharptail

5thDragoons
06-27-2023, 05:48
You actually need a diaper for your turt here. If it leaves a mess, the fine is the same as for dogs.
53133

"Oh, don't wig out, lady - I just want a dry place to eat the crawdad I just caught."
53134

It's probably too soon to market this accessory to the Lego Titanic set.
53135

Nap buddies.
53136

Thanks to one wise guy, humanity didn't get the secret of faster than light travel.
53137

5thDragoons
06-28-2023, 05:34
"We borrowed a crane to put this cow in Patel's flat - best prank ever!"
53144

"No - I'm not making a mess - I just like to play with the handlebar bells."
53145

Fred Flintstone style braking is a lot more powerful than you think!
53146

Wile E. Coyote didn't catch the roadrunner with a fake scene - just this guy who was texting while biking.
53147

Camping - some people are darn serious about it!
53148

lyman
06-28-2023, 06:09
one for 5th

https://www.barnorama.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/06/morning_picdump-7-10.jpg

5thDragoons
06-28-2023, 11:29
^ They get on the tracks when snow is belly deep to them - same for goats. (that's antelope for you back east folks) SW

5thDragoons
06-29-2023, 05:53
More campers for folks who like all the conveniences of home when camping.
53155

Car shows in the 50s were the venue to show your ability to do body work with lead.
53156

SpongeBob has a new neighbor.
53157

When handlebar bells and bulb horns don't do the job...
53158

Sure fire way to win sword fights.
53159

Allen
06-29-2023, 06:40
#1 Last RV. Looks like the garage was photoshopped on the top tier instead of the bottom.

5thDragoons
06-30-2023, 05:53
The early days of flight included a lot of trips to the ER.
53167

Wood burning backyard pizza oven? I need one!
53168

First - and last - day on the job at door dash.
53169

Tired of people ripping your pool table felt? There's a cure now.
53170

As long as there are only paddles and no motor, it's Amish-approved fishing.
53171

Doc Sharptail
06-30-2023, 08:54
Wood burning backyard pizza oven? I need one!

Great pizza from that! There are still a few places around here that use the wood burning oven system, and it's all due to the taste...

Regards,

Doc Sharptail

5thDragoons
07-01-2023, 06:43
Collecting Hot Wheels - good luck getting all of them.
53183

Looks like trash pandas are gonna score big behind the chip plant tonight.
53184

"Give you the phone? Get a bucket of chicken and then we'll talk!"
53185

They'll never admit it, but vegetarians just aren't happy with life.
53186

Interesting but not a long range concept.
53187

5thDragoons
07-02-2023, 06:14
I'd be smelling that to be sure it wasn't stop bath or Dektol.
53197

Hermit crabs get all fidgety when they're too close to another one.
53198

Where V-dubs go to die.
53199

Ear armor - an often overlooked but critical medieval accessory.
53200

5thDragoons
07-03-2023, 05:47
Early washing machines didn't have much capacity, but they were still better than taking your clothes down to the creek to beat them on a rock.
53204

It's not what you think - the town's only hearse was in for repairs.
53205

"You're in luck! Your dating profile pic on Mushrats only dot com has 14 new hits!"
53206

Poor Barbie - she had to shave her shoulders to wear a sun dress.
53207

We always listened to Amos & Andy when I was a kid. They cracked everybody up!
53208

5thDragoons
07-04-2023, 05:50
"You don't want your wife to see who you had over while she was away? I didn't think so. Let's talk about my new diet of premium canned food!"
53231

To get your ride repaired at the shop, you first need to have it at the shop.
53232

Meh. Close enough for RR work.
53233

This guy wears a tuxedo and make a ton of $ plowing driveways in the rich part of town.
53234

"Okay - I like stale dinner rolls, but would it kill you to set me out a cup of milk to wash them down?"
53235

Doc Sharptail
07-04-2023, 07:44
1.) Cute!

3.) The procurement dept. probably caught all sorts of heck.

5.) Cute again :P

Regards,

Doc Sharptail

5thDragoons
07-05-2023, 05:48
No take a number for your turn at the desk here, but the sandal system works pretty well.
53248

"Ha! I didn't even flinch! (much)"
53249

When you save up for a camper, much research is needed before buying one.
53250

That right there is a gen-u-ine mall ninja!
53251

"Let go, snake - I grabbed it first!!"
53252

Phloating Phlasher
07-05-2023, 09:18
The return of Gekko45:eusa_dance:

5thDragoons
07-06-2023, 05:54
Time to get a drug testing policy going at the toy plant.
53254

Bringing guns on bumper cars? That will not end well.
53255

"So, exactly what did you say about her new yoga pants?"
53256

"You go on ahead - I don't mind waiting for the next bus."
53257

Bumper sticker on diesel rat bike: "Bite me, Greta!"
53258

5thDragoons
07-07-2023, 05:57
Pics like this still creep me out - I don't care for heights.
53263

"Hang on, Al - this could get exciting!"
53264

When the last bag of mini cookies is hanging by a thread and you try to shake it loose because you don't have another dollar.
53265

Cows bitten by vampires - the menace is real!
53266

Somewhere deep in the forest is a watermelon grove.
53267

5thDragoons
07-08-2023, 05:46
Scrooge McDuck's cleaning staff.
53272

I'm not sure how going slow will help in a minefield.
53273

Sniping with an MP-5? Color me skeptical.
53274

V-dub's high end camper.
53275

Look for the Titanic? Ahhh... maybe just look for lost fishing lures.
53276

rayg
07-09-2023, 03:22
That vampire cow is scary!

5thDragoons
07-09-2023, 06:05
Vintage Indian ready for resto.
53278

Darth had grand (and secret) plans of someday becoming emperor.
53279

Trying to mine bitcoins on the subway? Good luck with that.
53280

"Okay, I moved it just a little like you said - is the picture any better?"
53281

Once you get up speed, it's really not that bad, but stopping is still problematic.
53282

Doc Sharptail
07-09-2023, 08:43
That Indian has a lot of through perforation. Not sure I'd tackle a project like that. Wonder if the pipe was removed for racing. Nice scout configuration!

Regards,

Doc Sharptail

5thDragoons
07-10-2023, 06:00
"When they make a break and run for it, I'm calling dibs on the little kid!"
53292

Not visible in the pic is a rotary dial setup.
53293

Asian sweat shop where kids are forced to mine bitcoins. (they're on break here)
53295

But he got an extra $1.50 per hour for bringing his own ladder.
53296

In some ponds blind fish can get a seeing eye duck.
53297

5thDragoons
07-11-2023, 06:03
"I like herring, but I was hoping trout would be on the menu today."
53301

The alarm clock never wakes her up? There are options!
53302

The Scream guy calls dial-a-joke every morning.
53303

It's not how you play the game - it's whether you win or lose. (caption sez, "to hell with history")
53304

Neat accessory for the man cave.
53305

Doc Sharptail
07-11-2023, 09:12
It's not how you play the game - it's whether you win or lose. (caption sez, "to hell with history")

Would actually work, sort of. An improvement would be to place the forearm wood over the back of his hand, instead of the mag tube.

Regards,

Doc Sharptail

5thDragoons
07-12-2023, 06:08
Some of these craft beers just aren't what they're cracked up to be.
53306

This style ear buds sells big in Japan for some reason.
53307

"I pecked another room for when your mother comes to visit - I'll be staying there."
53308

Using a bed sheet to sneak out and see your bf works well on TV - not so much in real life.
53309

The Fred Flintstone school of moving stuff as practiced by Amish guys.
53310

5thDragoons
07-13-2023, 05:52
Mobile phone - eastern Euro style.
53317

"It was cool you brought us to the C-store! Now if you'd buy a pack of menthols for us, we'll pay for your Yoo-hoo and Cheetos!"
53318

Aerodynamic scooter.
53319

Mobility scooter for hunting and fishing.
53320

"Sorry, kid. No ID - no snoose!"
53321

5thDragoons
07-14-2023, 05:48
"Well, of course it's a banana smoothie!"
53327

People drank a lot more Coke back in the day, so syrup was delivered in tank trucks.
53328

Looks like she skinned herself up while skateboarding.
53329

Indian put a lot of thought into their sidecar design.
53330

Might be a plan for him to wear a stocking hat at job interviews.
53331

Doc Sharptail
07-14-2023, 06:34
Indian put a lot of thought into their sidecar design.

Very cool. Looks like a nice restoration with a modern v-twin in it. Some people turn their time into excellent projects.

Regards,

Doc Sharptail

Allen
07-14-2023, 07:27
#5 Perhaps he is a relative of the man who worked at the diner on The Twilight Zone. I remember as a young kid when this show first aired how fake that eye looked. I guess they thought their viewing audience wasn't very bright. That and their shows were low budget. Still enjoy watching them though. Maybe I'm not very bright.

5thDragoons
07-15-2023, 06:54
Beating it into town for gro and smokes before the tide comes in.
53335

Making a political statement. Guy trying to get elected gets smacked with a water balloon. Good for her!
53336

Looks like somebody's Door Dash eats will be late.
53337

Got a lot of dandylions in your yard? Turts can help!
53338

The Snuggles bear has a homeless wino cousin.
53339

5thDragoons
07-16-2023, 06:34
Stealing catalytic converters - be sure nobody is in the car.
53349

Cheesecake on a stick - I'm in!
53350

You need coffee to wake up, but ironically it helps to be awake before you pour the 1st one.
53351

"The temp's right, but I think we need a new timer."
53352

"So I says to this girl with a wooden leg, 'Peg, how's things?' She replies, 'Oh, I can't kick.' " (ducks struggle with stand up comedy)
53353

rayg
07-16-2023, 06:59
Love them!

5thDragoons
07-17-2023, 06:17
Fruit bats make good nap buddies.
53355

"Toilet paper and light blub theft WILL stop here!"
53356

Arguing with internet trolls is like wrestling with a muddy pig - you get all dirty, and the pig loves it.
53357

Trying to be inconspicuous while snooping to see what's going down with the weirdo neighbors.
53358

Dogs might be man's best friend, but you're not doing much to return the favor.
53359

5thDragoons
07-18-2023, 06:41
When you're noodling catfish, be careful you don't noodle one of these!
53361

"Okay - you can change into your Oompa-Loompa outfits now, but try to be more careful this time!"
53363

The artwork is kinda pricey, but it keeps dogs from peeing on your tires.
53364

Time for new tires? Nah - I don't see cords yet."
53365

Time to face facts - your cat's a catnip stoner.
53366

5thDragoons
07-19-2023, 05:42
I see a problem developing here...
53378

When sharks come into an orca hood and start throwing gang signs.
53379

Coffee bean cookies - made with plenty of real coffee.
53380

"Spidey does a good job with biting flies... ticks? Not so much."
53381

''Okay... got the oil filter changed - now to put the motor back in."
53382

5thDragoons
07-20-2023, 05:37
"He's way easy to babysit - put him in a tree when you go shopping, and he'll still be there when you get back."
53383

"Everybody keeps staring at us - something must be wrong..."
53384

Cost-cutting measures - they're everywhere!
53385

Cell phone zombies - they're everywhere, too!
53386

Deep fried butter?? I'll pass on that one!
53387

5thDragoons
07-21-2023, 06:04
Extremely mobile mobility scooter.
53392

That's all the excuse I need to not do any painting today!
53393

Playing cornhole - and getting creative with the rules.
53394

"Raiding your garden? No - it wasn't us!!"
53395

5thDragoons
07-22-2023, 06:09
"Still no hits on my dating site pic. Maybe if I grow a mullet..."
53397

Some people get all irate if you take "their" parking spot.
53398

The Force is with this squill!
53399

When you lease a BMW to impress your co-workers, you might not have enough $ leftover to lease a Rolex.
53400

"No - you can't have one of the farmer's goats for dinner!"
53401

rayg
07-23-2023, 04:26
Love the last one!

5thDragoons
07-23-2023, 06:57
Handlebar bell - old school but safety oriented.
53402

Somebody's career as a lumberjack is about to end.
53403

"Took a while to make but best cat ever! Doesn't shed - doesn't pee behind the couch. I love it!"
53404

"w00t! My stocks actually made a little money today!"
53405

"I thought I was ready to move up from a kiddy mug, but I guess not.""
53406

5thDragoons
07-24-2023, 05:37
RC toys - something the whole family can enjoy.
53418

Another pic from the book of really bad ideas.
53419

When taking your fish for a walk, keep in mind they get really creeped out when you go past Long John Silvers.
53420

XXL burrito - to go.
53421

Sharp stick for an irate gator? You might want to consider a 375 H&H.
53422

Doc Sharptail
07-24-2023, 09:15
#5.

That guys got a set of extra large~ either that, or something really strange...

Regards,

Doc Sharptail

5thDragoons
07-25-2023, 06:03
Be careful with this - the venom is just as potent when they emerge from the egg!
53423

"Nooooo! Not my nap buddy!!"
53424

"Just hang it on the fence - I'll be right out to get it!"
53425

Forgot to see if it was in neutral in case it fired right up.
53426

All he has to do now is make a bracket to hang a shovel.
53427

5thDragoons
07-26-2023, 05:42
No pics today - there were no new posts where I lift images. Looks like a partial internet blackout in progress. SW

5thDragoons
07-28-2023, 06:06
Still nothing where I look, so I'm discontinuing this thread for now. SW

5thDragoons
07-31-2023, 05:54
Found a few pics on another site. We'll see how long they stay in biz. SW

"Somebody nicked your Big Gulp? I can't imagine who'd do that!"
53449

If one cup of detergent is good, two has to be better, right?
53450

"Don't yell - I was trying to find something better than the chick flicks you watch."
53451

Creeping on the new neighbors.
53452

"Taking out trash - I love the job!"
53453

5thDragoons
08-02-2023, 05:46
They really are a lot of company.
53482

"Wake up, man! I need you to buy me some smokes!"
53483

Smoked chicken - tastes like ashtray!
53484

Meh. It's a dry heat.
53485

"Yo! Waiter! I'll take another buttered scone and the refill I have coming!"
53486

Dragonsdad
08-03-2023, 11:56
possible resource-
https://izismile.com/

5thDragoons
08-03-2023, 03:33
Funpics.hu/en is a sometime possibility, too. There seems to be a lot of politics with internet use in eastern Europe - especially Mother Russia. But I'll put pics up as I find a few. SW

Dragonsdad
08-03-2023, 10:04
I like to think of your continuing the practice.

5thDragoons
08-04-2023, 05:45
All righty then! Here's a few more1

Recent take off on the old Messerschmidt car concept.
53493

Not something you want to try if your gf is a bed hog.
53494

For sale: used MiG-29. Ran well when I parked it.
53495

"Had to shoot it a couple times with my 44 mag, but I noodled it, by golly!"
53496

When you REALLY don't want people to notice you're shorter than your gf.
53497

5thDragoons
08-05-2023, 05:57
The horse thought her 'do looked too much like a man bun.
53501

Caption not needed.
53502

Waiting for the ferry so he can grab snacks at the C-store across the bay. Maybe a pack of menthols, too!
53503

Lobster ice cream? Well, I like lobster, and I like ice cream, so I'd try it.
53504

Dragonsdad
08-05-2023, 06:46
If offered, I'd try bacon ice cream.
I'd seriously consider vanilla with lobster but I'd definitely sniff at it first.

Seafood goes bad quicker than bacon.

Allen
08-05-2023, 09:24
If offered, I'd try bacon ice cream.
I'd seriously consider vanilla with lobster but I'd definitely sniff at it first.

Seafood goes bad quicker than bacon.

Seafood smells bad fresh.

Dragonsdad
08-05-2023, 09:28
Seafood smells bad fresh.

I like my lobster cooked, thank you.
Sushi is what people eat when they don't have the skills to build a fire.

5thDragoons
08-07-2023, 05:58
This neighborhood finally had enough of kids drag racing.
53509

Engine bonked and had to call for a tow truck.
53510

"So if I help push you out of this mud, you'll drop me off at the C-store, right?"
53511

This squill just noticed the fake plastic owl he's sitting beside isn't fake.
53512

When you want a YooHoo and bag of Cheetos so bad you turn the couch upside down.
53513

Ltdave
08-07-2023, 06:03
from a Hollywood themed shoot i did recently

53514

53515

53516

5thDragoons
08-17-2023, 06:03
How you get promoted to Sgt. in this army - eat a Carolina reaper pepper without making a face.
53560

Your faithful old tractor suffered a catastrophic breakdown and can't pull a plow? There are options!
53561

It takes a special bun for this to work.
53562

"Now I'll tip the cup over and take the lemon home!"
53563

"You're flat broke? Well, if you take me to the C-store, I'll shoplift you a couple packs of menthols!"
53564

5thDragoons
08-18-2023, 06:06
"I'm okay - just waiting for a call."
53580

It's easy to tell who's the n00b here - he's holding the tail.
53581

Lick fast!
53582

"Your dating profile pic will look a lot better if you're not smoking."
53583

Super scooter
53584

Tenboremag
08-18-2023, 08:54
Lick fast!
53582

There will be no good outcome here.

5thDragoons
08-20-2023, 06:33
I'm trying to think of a scenario where I'd cross this death trap... not coming up with anything.
53587

Jellyfish Uber - you'll get there... eventually.
53588

"I would gladly pay you Tuesday for a really big watermelon today!"
53589

Messerschmidt cabriolet.
53590

There's a story here... if only I could see it.
53591

5thDragoons
08-21-2023, 05:52
"You forgot tiny M&Ms... again!"
53597

It's a peaceful place to live, but good luck getting pizza delivered.
53598

Must not be a stuffed crust pie.
53599

Another example of mobile billboard advertising
53600

Really fast V-dub.
53601

5thDragoons
08-23-2023, 05:48
You mess around in the wrong 'hood, you're gonna get jumped!
53603

"Dang - I forgot tartar sauce again!"
53604

King of the sidewalk!
53605

"So how much did you get fleeced for this squill-proof bird feeder, silly person?"
53606

"Cheddar bunnies - YUM!"
53607

5thDragoons
08-25-2023, 05:49
You mess around in a salvage yard, it's not hard to make a working ride.
53618

Much better than surly rats!
53619

Ready to fart in someone's general direction.
53620

"I don't know what you rolled in, but it smells GREAT!"
53621

Kung-fu... prairie dogs know it.
53622

5thDragoons
08-29-2023, 06:03
If half a cup of soap is good, a full cup must be better, right?
53640

Tricks like this can go wrong fast, so have your head in the game.
53641

Washing water buffalos - easiest job in the world!
53642

Rock climbing - you're doing it wrong.
53643

Neat ride, but do you have to "walk the prop" before starting it?
53644

rayg
08-30-2023, 04:50
All real funny!

5thDragoons
08-30-2023, 10:25
Nothing again today. With press gang-style recruiting in Russia, a lot of the usual posters have gone silent. A recent article says males may now be called up for service "by SMS and social media". And if you don't respond to the text message saying you're in the army now, cops show up at your place to physically drag you away. What a system! SW

5thDragoons
08-31-2023, 06:08
No question - he's tough!
53652

Buffalo extortion. "Your trail mix or the car gets bent!"
53651

Universal solution to car problems - smack it a lick!
53653

One zucchini plant in the garden - fine. Two plants - you've suddenly got a surplus.
53654

"This leftover chicken is great, but are you sure you can't find your cat?"
53655

Doc Sharptail
08-31-2023, 08:14
#5
Some people get it so easily. Spent most of my adult life trying to get decent eagle pix, and still zip for usable pix. :P

Regards,

Doc Sharptail

Doc Sharptail
09-03-2023, 07:42
https://i.imgur.com/aCmVBSM.jpg

Grey Bushy Tail on the river walk.
Taken with the quite old Tamron 85-210mm f4.5 twin ring zoom right at sunset.

Regards,

Doc Sharptail

5thDragoons
09-05-2023, 06:53
"Trick or treat! Okay, so it's not Halloween, but I'd take a couple pop tarts!"
53684

Looks like the possums are ripe - time to pick a few!
53685

"Okay - the spuds are done - let's harvest some bacon now!"
53686

Texting on the super hurricane - you'll need a lanyard.
53687

"Tide?? Nobody said anything about a tide!!"
53688

5thDragoons
09-11-2023, 05:58
"That's great sausage - I'll take a whole meter!"
53715

Down and out at Frogmore Cottage. (and wishing he hadn't burned bridges with the King!)
53716

Airing off baby brother back in the day.
53717

You pay $2.95 for a pair o' Crocks, you want to get your money's worth!
53718

"They were going to crush this, but there's a couple thousand miles left on it easy!"
f53719

5thDragoons
09-13-2023, 06:27
Fear of heights support group? Too creepy for me!
53720

Soon to be featured on the program, "My 6 pound life"
53721

Apparently there's a demand for it... somewhere.
53722

Whether it's good on not, the company needs a new marketing manager.
53723

"I would gladly pay you Tuesday for a nice, plump penguin today!" (leopard seal)
53724

dryheat
09-13-2023, 03:32
There's peanut butter whiskey.

5thDragoons
09-13-2023, 03:45
^ I tried a taste of that... YUCK!! SW

dryheat
09-13-2023, 11:15
Right off, it's just too goofy for me to even try. Heck, I'm close to boycotting Jim Beam for their silly collection of; apple, cinnamon, whatever whiskeys and I like Jim Beam.
Whiskeys and whisky's start at zero and work their way up to tolerable. Like IPA's. Some of them are just goofy for the sake of being goofy. I've drank $85 whiskey that was awful just for the sake of being authentic. I get it: in 1870 it was who knows what. They even mixed a little gun powder in for some crazy reason. That's why you see the cowboys throwing back a shot. It wasn't something you sipped. They got that part right (the movies) and of course it looks tough.
Dry Gin, is just distilled juniper (its a bush). Nothing else. I like that.

lyman
09-16-2023, 06:07
^ I tried a taste of that... YUCK!! SW

we tried some Pumpkin wine at a local winery last week,

it was horrible

lyman
09-16-2023, 06:10
Right off, it's just too goofy for me to even try. Heck, I'm close to boycotting Jim Beam for their silly collection of; apple, cinnamon, whatever whiskeys and I like Jim Beam.
Whiskeys and whisky's start at zero and work their way up to tolerable. Like IPA's. Some of them are just goofy for the sake of being goofy. I've drank $85 whiskey that was awful just for the sake of being authentic. I get it: in 1870 it was who knows what. They even mixed a little gun powder in for some crazy reason. That's why you see the cowboys throwing back a shot. It wasn't something you sipped. They got that part right (the movies) and of course it looks tough.
Dry Gin, is just distilled juniper (its a bush). Nothing else. I like that.

dry gin, wife is a fan of Bombay Sapphire, which makes a great G&T,


good whiskey or whisky (and scotch) is neat, or just a splash,

some premo top name stuff sucks, hard,

but is is also an aquired taste,

peanut butter whisky, or whiskey, like the cinnamon stuff, is a hard no for me

now peanut butter and chocolate stouts are ok

tend to be sweet, so it is a one and done, but overall the couple I have had, (Duclaw , Sweet Baby Jesus and Isley Choosy Mothers) were tasty

5thDragoons
09-18-2023, 06:10
Canned piggy nose - you'll need this if you're making tamales.
53731

"I should have brought my floaties."
53732

"Stoopid bear - you're in my spot!"
53733

Squills when you put Flaming Hot Cheetos in the bird feeder.
53734

"I told the groomer to leave the top alone - this is my look!"
53735

Doc Sharptail
09-18-2023, 09:16
#4 LOL- especially the caption....

Regards,

Doc Sharptail

5thDragoons
09-19-2023, 05:59
"Feels like I loaded up too much for breakfast - can't get up air speed!
53751

While you're at the C-store, get me TWO bottles of Yoo Hoo - I'm having friends over later."
53752

Looks like the Robo-Uber Eats thing got knocked off. Again.
53753

"Hey, would you folks throw croutons or old buns in the water for me so the geese will come back?"
53754

"No - we'll wait for the regular bus... thanks, though."
53755

5thDragoons
09-22-2023, 06:13
When you wanted to make a rat rod but the salvage yard was pretty well picked over.
53767

"The monk ate too many over ripe mangoes again, so I'll take him home. He'll repay me by lifting stuff at the C-store when he sobers up."
53768

"Stay away from the girl in that blue car - she thinks this is a demolition derby!"
53769

"I told you that BB gun would be nothing but trouble, but do you ever listen to me?"
53770

Due to developing time, phone selfies didn't catch on in the beginning.
53771

5thDragoons
09-25-2023, 06:06
In the early days of auto safety, the concern was to keep people from taking a bite of steering wheel or stuffing their head through the windshield in crashes. The first plan needed a bit of re-engineering.
53777

"I TOLD you we needed to look the apartment over before signing a lease!"
53778

Another sucker bought the 'mine bitcoins with your cell phone' scam plan.
53779

In Europe, your dinner often comes via an Uber scooter.
53780

Going for a bicycle ride without looking like you're going for a bicycle ride.
53781

5thDragoons
09-27-2023, 05:56
Tetris tots.
53783

"Noooooooo!!"
53784

It's illegal to talk on your phone while driving, but the law says nothing about playing your sax.
53785

"I'm not supposed to dig in the yard, so I'm just excavating!"
53786

"Yo, Door Dash! Over here with that pizza!"
53787