I would say I have a problem.

[mg42]

5 parked guns and 1 blued workhorse.33442

[Allen]

Well, it's a good problem. I'd be glad to swap your problem with some of mine.

[SPEEDGUNNER]

You need some variety...are you a trenchgun collector or a WINCHESTER collector?

Very nice.

[joem]

What, no 97?

[mg42]

Actually I am an MG42 collector and all that goes with them. These are the only WW2 US guns I own. I always had a thing for the model 12 from young goose hunting days. The first parked Trench gun I saw it was hooked.33443

[SMOKEY]

Sir, that is no problem. Those are problem eradicators

[Hecklerusp45]

You do have a problem and the only cure is to go cold turkey, just send the cause of your addiction to me until you are better.

[scosgt]

You had a screw loose. Now it is missing.